Misadventures

In perusing Smokes posts ( mostly to correct any misinformation he might post about me) I note he failed to describe his terrifying encounter with the.......shower. Last night I was lying on the bed catching up on the days events on the tube, when a most gosh-awful ruckus ensued in the bath room where to my understanding Smoke was washing off the accumulated crust from the days ride. Fearing the worst I ran to the door and enquired if he was ok.He assured me everything was fine, and I sure as heck was not going to open the door.(That just isn't done by guys.) He finally came out and knowing an explanation was required indicated he had slipped in the shower,fallen out of the shower and landed on the bathroom sink and in the process broke off the toilet lid in an effort to catch himself...I saw it, he broke it... Imagine the irony of traveling 4500 miles on a motorcycle including several hundred miles of treacherous dirt roads and then causing grievous harm to oneself by falling in the shower. Now if he had indeed injured himself, the Beav and I would have no doubt come up with a another explanation with better story telling potential, something along the lines of say, a grizzly bear, or a damsel in distress, or a 70 mph highside which he almost saved...boog